~ There's two theories to arguin' with a woman.
Neither one works ~
~ Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew.
Your mouth is
probably a whole lot bigger'n you think ~
~ If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin' ~
~ If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around ~
~ Never ask a man the size of his spread ~
~ After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
MORAL: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut ~
~ Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco ~
~ If you're ridin' ahead of the herd,
take a look back every now and then
to make sure it's still there ~
~ It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep ~
~ When you're throwin' your weight around,
be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else ~
~ Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut ~
~ Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment ~
~ Always drink upstream from the herd ~
~ The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over
and put it back
in your pocket ~
~ Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly ~
~ When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person,
don't be surprised if they learn their lesson ~
~ Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back ~
~ Always take a good look at what you're about to eat.
It's not so important to know what it is,
but it's critical to know what it was ~
~ Never miss a good chance to shut up. ~
1: You are not superman!
2: Always remember that your weapon was made by the Lowest Bidder.
3: Things that must be together to work, usually can't be shipped together.
4: If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short.
5: Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
6: Try to look unimportant, the enemy may be low on ammo.
7: Don't attract attention, it makes others around you nervous.
8: Anything you do can get you shot - including doing nothing.
9: Incoming fire has the right-of-way.
10: The important things are always simple.
11: The simple things are always hard.
12: The easy way is always mined.
13: Incoming artillery has the right-of-way.
14: Make it too tough for the enemyto get in, and you can't get out.
15: The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire, is incoming friendly fire.
16: If it's stupid, but it works.....it ain't stupid.
17: When things are going incredibly well....it's an ambush.
18: After securing your A.O., don't forget to inform the enemy.
19: When both sides are convinced they are about to lose, they are both right.
20: Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire
21: All radios will fail as soon as fire support is needed.
22: When you are critically short on everything but enemy, you are in Combat.
23: The diversion you are ignoring is actually the enemy main attack.
24: Always remember, incoming friendly fire.....isn't.
25: If you can't remember, the claymore is aimed at YOU.
26: Tracers work both ways.
27: If the enemy is in range, so are you.
28: No combat ready unit passes inspection.
29: All five second grenade fuses go off in three seconds.
30: When in doubt.....EMPTY YOUR MAGAZINE!
31: MURPHY WAS A GRUNT.
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For high school and college graduates, here is a list of 11 things you did not learn in school.
Feel-good, politically-correct teachings have created a generation of many kids with little concept of reality, and who do not realize how this concept has set them up for
failure in the real world.
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