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Murphy's Laws of Combat

1:     You are not superman!
2:    Always remember that your weapon was made by the Lowest Bidder.
3:    Things that must be together to work, usually can't be shipped together.
4:    If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short.
5:    Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
6:    Try to look unimportant, the enemy may be low on ammo.
7:    Don't attract attention, it makes others around you nervous.
8:    Anything you do can get you shot - including doing nothing.
9:    Incoming fire has the right-of-way.
10:  The important things are always simple.
11:  The simple things are always hard.
12:  The easy way is always mined.
13:  Incoming artillery has the right-of-way.
14:  Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you can't get out.
15:  The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire,
       is incoming friendly fire.
16:  If it's stupid, but it works.....it ain't stupid.
17:  When things are going incredibly well....it's an ambush.
18:  After securing your Achieved Objective, don't forget to inform
       the enemy.
19:  When both sides are convinced they are about to lose,
        they are both right.
20:  Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire
21:  All radios will fail as soon as fire support is needed.
22:  When you are critically short on everything but enemy,
        you are in Combat.
23:  The diversion you are ignoring
       is actually the enemy main attack.
24:  Always remember, incoming friendly fire.....isn't.
25:  If you can't remember, the claymore is aimed at YOU.
26:  Tracers work both ways.
27:  If the enemy is in range, so are you.
28:  No combat ready unit passes inspection.
29:  All five second grenade fuses go off in three seconds.
30:  When in doubt.....EMPTY YOUR MAGAZINE!
31:  MURPHY WAS A GRUNT.

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